The people in horror movies would live so much longer if they listened to the audience.







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I hate it when people stare at me and not say anything. Like come on, if you want an autograph, just ask.







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Perks of being a woman: 
They think about whatever they want in public without worrying about boners.







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Yelling inappropriate stuff when someone's on the phone with their parent.







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'Can I ask you a question?'
'Didn't really give me a choice there, did you?'







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I put the pro in 'procrastinate'.







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