lolsotrue: #1802

If fortune tellers can really predict the future, does that mean that when I go and slap them, they saw it coming?

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lolsotrue: #1795

I agree with the dictionary.
Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

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lolsotrue: #1789

That one person in your life who needs a hug, forever, with a straight jacket.

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lolsotrue: #1784

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it, as when you are in it.

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lolsotrue: #1757

Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be sexy, but it happens!

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lolsotrue: #1729

The good thing about being with little kids is you can fart and blame it on them.

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