I hate it when I sit down and my legs flatten out to approximately the size of Russia.







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Periods are ridiculous. 
I shouldn't be punished for not being pregnant.







16      0
Best threesome ever:
Me, my pillow and my bed.







17      0
Ways to die: Steal my food.







11      0
'Quick! Everyone act natural!'
Everyone strikes the most unnatural pose ever.







21      0
My pillow by far is the most ridiculous hairstylist.







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