Behind every fat girl there is a beautiful woman. 
No seriously, you're in the way.

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Everybody should stop making fun of Justin Beiber. That poor girl.

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I can't believe that no one has come up with a cure for anorexia. Surely it must be a piece of cake!

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Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.

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Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.

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My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.

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