lolsotrue: #113
It's perfectly legal to kill someone in your dreams, that's why I wake up with a smile everyday!
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lolsotrue: #102
They are called 'skinny jeans', not 'make you skinny jeans'.
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lolsotrue: #95
Be kind and courteous to everyone you meet but have a plan to kill them quickly if necessary.
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lolsotrue: #73
Don't waste electricity.
Would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
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lolsotrue: #72
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
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lolsotrue: #69
Definition of disappointment:
Guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first.
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