lolsotrue: #361
I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
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lolsotrue: #354
I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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lolsotrue: #346
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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lolsotrue: #345
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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lolsotrue: #340
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 363,847 times, you must be the weather man.
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lolsotrue: #332
Dear Karma, I really hate you right now, you've made your point.
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