lolsotrue: #431

It has been scientifically proven that any woman can be satisfied with only 3 1/2 inches. And it doesn't matter if it is Visa or MasterCard.

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lolsotrue: #429

Roses are red, violets are blue. I don't know how to rhyme.
PENIS.

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lolsotrue: #427

Of course you're not fat! Come, grab two chairs and sit with us.

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lolsotrue: #426

Money can't buy me happiness, but I'd much rather cry in a mansion.

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lolsotrue: #418

When I was young, I wanted to look like Barbie. Then I realized she didn't have a vagina. That pretty much killed that dream.

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lolsotrue: #417

Silence is golden; duct tape is silver.

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