How long after walking into someone's house is it acceptable to ask for their WiFi password?

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I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see.

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No great story started with someone drinking water.

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Only trust people who like big butts. They cannot lie.

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Given enough time, I'll make you regret that last statement. Sincerely, women.

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How does anything ever get done at the bubble wrap factory?

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