lolsotrue: #728
That annoying moment in a restaurant when you get excited to see your food coming, but the waiter drops it off at another table.
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lolsotrue: #727
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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lolsotrue: #712
I'm jealous of my parents because I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
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lolsotrue: #710
I would like to have a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.
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lolsotrue: #704
The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours. Left, right, middle, wherever.
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lolsotrue: #703
I once had the desire to do something worthwhile with my life. Then I discovered naps.
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