lolsotrue: #762
During a 3am phone call:
'Are you asleep?'
'No, I'm skydiving.'
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lolsotrue: #760
3 words 8 letters that leads to instant popularity, 'I HAVE GUM'.
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lolsotrue: #755
What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant girl have in common?
None of the dummies were smart enough to take it out in time.
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lolsotrue: #737
That awkward moment when you're in an elevator with an obese guy and he catches you staring at the weight limit sign.
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lolsotrue: #736
The awkward moment when you finally join the dark side and there are no chocolates or whatever food they've earlier promised.
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lolsotrue: #735
If you are on the tread mill next to me, the answer is yes, we are racing.
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