If I die in my sleep I can actually say I died doing what I love.

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Capitalization is the difference between 'helping your Uncle Jack off a horse' and 'helping your uncle jack off a horse'.

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Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

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Nothing is as disappointing as reheated fries.

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Why is it called 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll?

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If nobody comes from the future to stop you, how bad can the decision really be?

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