If I die in my sleep I can actually say I died doing what I love.







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Capitalization is the difference between 'helping your Uncle Jack off a horse' and 'helping your uncle jack off a horse'.







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Does running away from my problems count as cardio?







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Nothing is as disappointing as reheated fries.







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Why is it called 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll?







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If nobody comes from the future to stop you, how bad can the decision really be?







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