lolsotrue: #1471
I'm glad my pets can't talk.
They know too much.
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lolsotrue: #1470
I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitoes find me attractive.
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lolsotrue: #1469
Babies don't throw their food on the floor. They engage in gravity experiments.
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lolsotrue: #1465
Forgetting to remove your contact lenses and waking up the next morning thinking your blindness was cured.
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lolsotrue: #1464
Short horror story:
Old pictures of me.
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lolsotrue: #1462
They say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, but it really feels more like the most sincere form of 'assholery'.
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