lolsotrue: #1570
You can't taste me until you undress me.
Sincerely, banana.
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lolsotrue: #1560
Sometimes I pretend to be normal. It gets boring, so I go back to being me.
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lolsotrue: #1522
Facebook should add a hug and kiss button. That way people can have a little foreplay before getting poked.
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lolsotrue: #1478
My bladder thinks it's hilarious to wait until I'm comfortable in bed before voicing its need to pee.
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lolsotrue: #1471
I'm glad my pets can't talk.
They know too much.
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lolsotrue: #1470
I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitoes find me attractive.
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