How does anything ever get done at the bubble wrap factory?







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Nicknames are way more fun when people don't know they have them.







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When I go to someone's house and they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors.







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If I were famous, I would knock on random people's doors and be like, 'Hello, yes it's me.'







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Distance sucks. The kitchen is so far from the couch.







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Pringles: The only chip company that doesn't sell air.







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