Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

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Nothing is as disappointing as reheated fries.

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Why is it called 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll?

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If nobody comes from the future to stop you, how bad can the decision really be?

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How long after walking into someone's house is it acceptable to ask for their WiFi password?

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I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see.

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