Distance sucks. The kitchen is so far from the couch.







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Pringles: The only chip company that doesn't sell air.







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What flickering lights mean:
1% electrical problems
99% demons







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I hate it when I sit down and my legs flatten out to approximately the size of Russia.







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Periods are ridiculous. 
I shouldn't be punished for not being pregnant.







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Best threesome ever:
Me, my pillow and my bed.







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