Winning isn't everything. Rubbing it in the face of your enemy is also important.

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Girls are weird. Like why do they look at things they know that will piss them off but continue to and get even more pissed off.

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Not everyone you lose is a loss. Unless it's me, then it sucks to be you.

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When people tell me, 'You're gonna regret that in the morning', I sleep in til noon, because I'm a problem solver.

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The closest I've come to murder is holding my Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop.

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If I die in my sleep I can actually say I died doing what I love.

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