lolsotrue: #915
She has PMS and a GPS; which means she's a bitch and she will hunt you down.
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lolsotrue: #892
Looking for your knife? You should try my back. That's where I've last seen it.
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lolsotrue: #891
I feel bad for the girl that my ex left me for. She has no idea what she has gotten herself into.
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lolsotrue: #878
They say keep your friends close and your enemies closer. The problem today is, you can never tell them apart.
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lolsotrue: #748
She: 'I'm ugly'.
Me: I think you spelled 'I'm an attention-seeking whore fishing for compliments' wrong.
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lolsotrue: #694
The only reason I love peanuts so much is because you are deathly allergic to them.
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