Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, you're probably really hot.

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Ladies, be careful if you wear spaghetti straps. It distracts boys because they'll think about pasta. They'll stop at nothing to get pasta.

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I'm probably single because I never forwarded those chain messages in 2008.

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Stop being cute if you are not gonna date me.

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Stupid conversations make sense when you're talking to someone special.

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Yeah, relationships are pretty cool, but have you ever heard of pizza?

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