I'm going back to sleep. I refuse to give up on my dreams that easily.

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I fail to understand the 'good' part of 'good morning'.

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I'm not always a bitch, sometimes, I'm asleep.

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Sometimes I have the feeling I should get out of bed, but then I think, 'hmm better not'.

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Are you crying?
No, I'm just impersonating a fountain.

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I can't get out of bed. The pillows have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now, I might lose their trust.

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