If you say 'LOL' or 'OMG' out loud, you should probably get out more.







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Sarcasm is the best answer to a stupid question.







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Time is precious. Waste it wisely.







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Do not ever fart in an elevator, especially when you're alone. You'll never know who'll be waiting outside when you get out.







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If at first you don't succeed, try something easier.







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Don't worry about those who talk behind your back. They're behind you for a reason.







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