The more periods a person writes after 'ok...' the less okay things are.

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Want your favorite song to become your least favorite song? Just make it your alarm tune.

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You can go almost anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

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Whenever you feel sad, just remember that there are trillions of cells in your body and all they care about is you.

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Tip: Don't mess with people who have bad pictures of you.

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Note to Self: Wearing headphones do not make my farts silent.

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