That awkward moment when you're being sarcastic and someone believes you.







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Age and temperature are just numbers. But if either gets too low, you should probably put your clothes back on.







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Telling a girl to 'calm down' when she's mad is like trying to baptize a cat.







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If you can't afford condoms, then you can't afford kids.







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You can't always control who walks into your life, but you can control which window you throw them out of.







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If anyone ever breaks your heart, just remember they are only human and you can break their body.







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