You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You can't find something? MOM!







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Calories don't count on holidays, birthdays, vacations, weekends, after midnight, road trips and dealing with breakups.







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You know a woman is mad when she starts off her sentence with, 'I just find it funny how', because there's a 99% chance she did not find it funny at all.







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If you're in a relationship and all you do is cry everyday, you'll need to stop and ask yourself, 'Am I dating a human or an onion.'







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Nothing saves money like being antisocial.







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If you like someone, tell them. Or stalk them on every social network and cry yourself to sleep every night. It's up to you.







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