It's impossible to say, 'I wasn't talking to you' politely.

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You haven't seen a woman overreact until you tell her she is overreacting.

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I always get motivated to eat healthy and workout but then someone mentions pizza or tacos and it's all over.

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Everything in moderation. Except bacon, of course.

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When a girl says, 'lol have fun', I suggest you do not have fun. Abort mission. I repeat, abort mission.

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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot.

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