Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

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Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.

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Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. 
Break their bones, they have 206.

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Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.

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Do not argue with an idiot. 
He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

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