Speak your mind because those who matter, don't mind and those who mind, don't matter.

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Sometimes the best response is a smile and a one finger salute.

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Bipolar people are easy, if you don't like their current mood, just wait a few minutes, it will change.

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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.

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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

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