lolsotrue: #88
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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lolsotrue: #87
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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lolsotrue: #86
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.
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lolsotrue: #75
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one.
Break their bones, they have 206.
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lolsotrue: #52
Learn to spell, kids.
Auto Correct isn't always write.
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lolsotrue: #48
Do not argue with an idiot.
He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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