I think we need to establish a minimum IQ before allowing people access to the internet.

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If a girl tells you that you're right, that's called sarcasm.

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Being a pizza delivery person is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you.

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I don't like morning people... Or mornings, or people.

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If your thighs touch, then you're one step closer to being a mermaid. Who's the real winner here.

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Kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.

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