lolsotrue: #1022
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
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lolsotrue: #1012
Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. Everything you say can and will be used against you.
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lolsotrue: #1004
Dear gangster, if you pulled your pants up a little bit, you could probably run from the cops faster.
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lolsotrue: #966
It's okay to laugh during sex, just don't point.
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lolsotrue: #965
If a guy just likes you for your legs, thighs, and breasts, send him to KFC.
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lolsotrue: #962
The phrase, 'Don't take this the wrong way' has a zero percent success rate.
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