lolsotrue: #1123

You don't have to run faster than the bear. You just have to run faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

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lolsotrue: #1121

Intelligence is like underwear.
It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.

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lolsotrue: #1094

Don't worry, the world won't end in 2012, we'll have Kanye West interrupt it.

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lolsotrue: #1080

I don't care if you think you have 'swag'. Just pull up your pants and walk faster.

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lolsotrue: #1063

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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lolsotrue: #1049

Just because they made it in your size, doesn't mean you should wear it.

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