Never piss off someone who bleeds for 5 days, every month and doesn't die.

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You should be required to read a book for every 10 selfies you take.

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Looking for a once in a lifetime experience? Go skydiving with no parachute.

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If you tickle me, it's either going to lead to kissing or a extreme act of violence.

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Life Tip: When nothing goes right, go to bed.

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If you're a millionaire and yet you don't own a slide from your bedroom to the pool, you're doing it wrong.

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