How nice would it be if the more you looked at hot people, the hotter you get.

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Nothing is as disappointing as reheated fries.

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Nobody understands my obsession with fictional men.

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Why is it called 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll?

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My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

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Why yes I am a model. I've done a few shots for my school yearbook photo.

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