Better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

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Maybe the sun doesn't want to be called hot. Maybe it wants to be called beautiful.

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I hate when you had a bad day and instead of people trying to cheer you up, it becomes a competition of 'who's had the shittest life'.

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Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you?

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I have to be funny because being hot is not an option.

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If you're in a relationship and all you do is cry everyday, you'll need to stop and ask yourself, 'Am I dating a human or an onion.'

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