Who cares if school doesn't teach us how to raise a family or get a job, at least I can find the area of a triangle.

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I always win arguments with people on the internet because I do this super cool thing where I stop typing and log off.

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Given enough time, I'll make you regret that last statement. Sincerely, women.

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I don't mind your weirdness as long as it's compatible with mine.

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How am I supposed to lose weight when the best part about life is food?

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'You're always on your phone.' 'Well you're always on my nerves.'

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