Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

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I'm that type of friend you can tell anything to, but I won't know how to respond and will probably just pat you on the head.

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Anyone wanting to hide information from me should just put it in a terms and conditions page.

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School is just an endless cycle of 'I just need to make it through this week', every week.

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When I go to someone's house and they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors.

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Only your best friend understands when you say, 'I saw my boyfriend today.' You are referring to the hot guy that has no clue you exist.

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