A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.







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If running on a treadmill was the only way to recharge our phones, we would be the healthiest people on the planet.







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Admit it, you've made a little kid cry and then made them laugh so you wouldn't get in trouble.







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Me: Mom, I need money. Mom: What? Did you spend those two dollars I gave you in 2013 already?







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I hate looking ugly the first time I meet someone, like wait I can do better than this I swear.







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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say 'hello'. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.







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