Being a pizza delivery person is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you.







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I don't like morning people... Or mornings, or people.







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Today's mood: Bitchy with a chance of sarcasm.







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I don't always procrastinate, but when I do, I'll do it tomorrow.







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Don't worry, kids. Being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.







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If nobody comes from the future to stop you, how bad can the decision really be?







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