You haven't seen a woman overreact until you tell her she is overreacting.

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I always get motivated to eat healthy and workout but then someone mentions pizza or tacos and it's all over.

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Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or totally unaware of what year you're in.

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Everything in moderation. Except bacon, of course.

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Ladies, be careful if you wear spaghetti straps. It distracts boys because they'll think about pasta. They'll stop at nothing to get pasta.

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I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember stuff and get really excited.

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