If I were famous, I would knock on random people's doors and be like, 'Hello, yes it's me.'

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I love learning bad things about people I don't like.

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Better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

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Maybe the sun doesn't want to be called hot. Maybe it wants to be called beautiful.

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I hate when you had a bad day and instead of people trying to cheer you up, it becomes a competition of 'who's had the shittest life'.

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Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you?

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