If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we're not real friends.

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When life gets too serious, you'll need those friends you can always be stupid with.

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The freaky thing about nightmares is realizing that they were created by your mind.

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Kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.

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Inspirational status of the day: Don't be a douche.

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The best kinds of laughter: Laughing so hard your laugh becomes silent.

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