Sorry that offended you, I really didn't think you'd get it.

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Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

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Everything I like is expensive, illegal, or won't text me back.

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A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.

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If running on a treadmill was the only way to recharge our phones, we would be the healthiest people on the planet.

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Admit it, you've made a little kid cry and then made them laugh so you wouldn't get in trouble.

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