It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.







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Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.







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Everyone has that one ex that they don't want the world to know they have ever dated.







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Apparently I skipped the part in puberty where I get really attractive.







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Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment. That's because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.







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The fastest land mammal is the teenager who sees mom pulling in the driveway and realizes that they forgot to do some chores.







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