When I was a kid... No wait, I still do that.

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Nicknames are way more fun when people don't know they have them.

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I'm going back to sleep. I refuse to give up on my dreams that easily.

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If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

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Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's an Instagram filter.

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Be with someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant.

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