I don't think it's a coincidence that 'morning' and 'mourning' sound the same.







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Since when did we replace the word 'said' with 'was like'?







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'You wore that before.' 'Yeah, that's because it's my shirt and I have a washing machine.'







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That one girl everyone likes but you hate because you know deep down she is evil.







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The closest I've come to murder is holding my Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop.







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If I die in my sleep I can actually say I died doing what I love.







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