Someone called me lazy today. I almost responded.

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Calories don't count on holidays, birthdays, vacations, weekends, after midnight, road trips and dealing with breakups.

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Do guys screenshot messages and ask their friends what to text back to a girl, or are girls the only ones who do that?

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Leg shaving season is back and I'm not mentally prepared for the amount of effort this task takes.

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Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

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I'm that type of friend you can tell anything to, but I won't know how to respond and will probably just pat you on the head.

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