If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.







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Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's an Instagram filter.







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Be with someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant.







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Girls are strange. We look at things that we know will piss us off, but continue to look at them and get more pissed off.







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Our kids biggest challenge will be to find a username that's not already taken.







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I'd like to hang out, but it gets in the way of just being at home and doing what I want.







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