Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot.

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Do you ever play a song and realized you were too distracted to appreciate it so you replay it?

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You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You can't find something? MOM!

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Girls who wear light colored pants during their periods deserve a medal for their bravery.

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Someone called me lazy today. I almost responded.

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Calories don't count on holidays, birthdays, vacations, weekends, after midnight, road trips and dealing with breakups.

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