I have no time for stupid people but they sure do have time for me.

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I think we need to establish a minimum IQ before allowing people access to the internet.

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If a girl tells you that you're right, that's called sarcasm.

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You call me your best friend, but where were you when my selfie only had 4 likes?

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I don't get older. I level up.

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If a man says you're ugly, he's being mean. If a woman says you're ugly, she's envious. If a little kid says you're ugly, you're ugly.

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