It's embarrassing that 90% of my Google history are just words I wasn't sure how to spell.

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If eye rolling burned calories, I would never have to diet.

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I love being alive but my favorite thing to do is sleep.

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Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

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I don't insult people, I describe them accurately.

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Everyone needs a smart ass, sarcastic friend. I'm so happy to be of service to you.

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