How do parents expect good grades when I push on pull doors?

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Typing 'lmao' and knowing fine and well that your ass is firmly attached.

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Sorry that offended you, I really didn't think you'd get it.

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Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

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Everything I like is expensive, illegal, or won't text me back.

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A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.

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