I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see.







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No great story started with someone drinking water.







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Taking back your ex is like buying your crap back from your own garage sale.







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Do you ever leave your phone for like an hour and expect to come back to 60 texts but you get none?







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Can I skip college and go to the part where I become a millionaire?







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RIP to all the money I've spent on food so far this year.







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