Trying not to fall asleep because you're expecting a text back from someone.







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I'm probably single because I never forwarded those chain messages in 2008.







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I've gotten to the point where I don't even procrastinate anymore, I just don't do it.







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Cereal is an acceptable meal at all times of the day.







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Abandoning all social norms and grammar rules while in conversation with your best friend.







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Walks upstairs... Why did I come up here? Walks downstairs... I remember now.







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