How does anything ever get done at the bubble wrap factory?

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Every time I lay down in bed I think, 'Why didn't I do this sooner?'

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I'll do pretty much anything if I know it's guaranteed to annoy someone.

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When I was a kid... No wait, I still do that.

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Nicknames are way more fun when people don't know they have them.

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I'm going back to sleep. I refuse to give up on my dreams that easily.

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