Ladies, be careful if you wear spaghetti straps. It distracts boys because they'll think about pasta. They'll stop at nothing to get pasta.







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I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember stuff and get really excited.







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If you can't say anything nice, we should probably be friends.







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When a girl says, 'lol have fun', I suggest you do not have fun. Abort mission. I repeat, abort mission.







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When people ask, 'What the hell were you thinking?' Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not have to explain it.







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I hate brushing my teeth at night because that means that I can't have anymore food and I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment.







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