Friends are like boobs. 
Some are big, some are small. Some are real & some are fake.







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Twitter, a place where people say things they wanna say in real life, but don't just have enough courage to.







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There's always that one person who catches you doing something weird.







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Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.







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Things that shouldn't be broken: 
1) Hearts 
2) Promises 
3) Condoms







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Ladies: Everytime you complain that there are no good guys left, remember you left us in the friend zone.







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