Creeping so hard on someone's instagram that you end up on their best friend's brother's cousin's sister's girlfriend's account level deep.

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If you tickle me, it's either going to lead to kissing or a extreme act of violence.

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The worst thing is when you have a song stuck in your head but you only know one line.

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Winning isn't everything. Rubbing it in the face of your enemy is also important.

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Girls are weird. Like why do they look at things they know that will piss them off but continue to and get even more pissed off.

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Not everyone you lose is a loss. Unless it's me, then it sucks to be you.

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