When the room is quiet. My stomach: Let me sing you the song of my people.

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I hate it when I plan my day and nobody follows the script.

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I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.

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Trying not to fall asleep because you're expecting a text back from someone.

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I'm probably single because I never forwarded those chain messages in 2008.

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I've gotten to the point where I don't even procrastinate anymore, I just don't do it.

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