If you're a millionaire and yet you don't own a slide from your bedroom to the pool, you're doing it wrong.

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That awkward moment when you remember something funny, start smiling like an idiot and everyone stares at you.

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I have no time for stupid people but they sure do have time for me.

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I think we need to establish a minimum IQ before allowing people access to the internet.

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If a girl tells you that you're right, that's called sarcasm.

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You call me your best friend, but where were you when my selfie only had 4 likes?

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