Only trust people who like big butts. They cannot lie.

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If your thighs touch, then you're one step closer to being a mermaid. Who's the real winner here.

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Some things are best left unsaid. But that's usually the stuff I blurt out right away.

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If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we're not real friends.

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When life gets too serious, you'll need those friends you can always be stupid with.

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The freaky thing about nightmares is realizing that they were created by your mind.

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