I don't like morning people... Or mornings, or people.

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Today's mood: Bitchy with a chance of sarcasm.

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I don't always procrastinate, but when I do, I'll do it tomorrow.

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Don't worry, kids. Being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

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If nobody comes from the future to stop you, how bad can the decision really be?

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How long after walking into someone's house is it acceptable to ask for their WiFi password?

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