I hate it when I say I hate everyone and someone's gotta be like, 'Oh except me lol'. Haha no bitch, especially you.

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Isn't it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?

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There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking.

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If you're a millionaire and yet you don't own a slide from your bedroom to the pool, you're doing it wrong.

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That awkward moment when you remember something funny, start smiling like an idiot and everyone stares at you.

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I have no time for stupid people but they sure do have time for me.

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