By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.







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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.







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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.







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There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.







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After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says 'WTF'.







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The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert.







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