Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?







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They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.







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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.







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Life's a bitch, because if it was a slut, it'd be easy.







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Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.







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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.







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