Sorry, I can't hangout. 
My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish died. Maybe next time.







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A girl is like a bomb, if you do it right, it won't explode but if you do wrong it will explode and you are damned.







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Life is too short to remove the USB device safely.







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I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.







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Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life.







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I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.







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