I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.







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Drunken words are sober thoughts.







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Dear Karma, I really hate you right now, you've made your point.







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We're all lunatics, but he who is able to analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.







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Mirror: Oh you look good today!
Camera: LOL no.







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If bullshit was music, you would be a brass band.







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