Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace.

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'H3y, Wh@t R y0uu d0inq?!' 'About to throw a dictionary in your face.'

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They say that money talks, but all mine ever says is 'goodbye'!

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To err is human, to arr is pirate.

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Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.

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Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. 
The government hates competition.

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