'Be yourself' is about the worst advice you can give to some people.







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Walking into brick walls, trying to get into 'platform 9 3/4'.







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Taking a multiple choice test & not knowing the answer so you eenie meenie miny mo it.







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What do you call a cow during an earthquake?Milkshake!







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Sorry, I can't hangout. 
My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish died. Maybe next time.







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A girl is like a bomb, if you do it right, it won't explode but if you do wrong it will explode and you are damned.







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