I don't actually have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.







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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.







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I don't give a shit, but if I did, you'd be the first person I'd give it to.







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Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.







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Good friends help you up when you fall.
Best friends laugh and trip you again.







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When you hear someone says 'Facebook is so awesome.' 
You immediately think: 'Wait till you see Tumblr.'







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