My mouth automatically says 'shit' when something wrong happens.







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When you take out a pack of gum and everyone is automatically your friend.







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Dear Annoying Person, you have some terrible habits. Breathing is one of them.







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Men say a women's place is in the kitchen. Just remember, that's where all the knives are.







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If couples who are in love are called 'love birds, then should couples who always argue should be called 'angry birds'?







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So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch. Well listen bitch, it takes a bitch to know a bitch.







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