Mom: What does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Me: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.
Mom: Okay, I'll ask your sister.







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While waiting for the right person, have fun with the wrong one.







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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking. But a wise man tells her she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.







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That awkward moment when you run out of toilet paper and have to yell for someone to bring you some.







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I don't know which face to talk to, since you have two of them.







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My Graduation Speech: 
I would like to thank Wikipedia, and copy/paste.
I'm out bitches.







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