Dear Parents, thanks for giving me such a weird name. Sincerely, my name is never on those gift key chains.







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Our generation doesn't knock on doors. We call or text to let you know that we're outside.







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Showers are great. They make you feel nice & clean, you sound like a professional singer & they also help you make all of life's decisions.







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Mom: What does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Me: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.
Mom: Okay, I'll ask your sister.







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While waiting for the right person, have fun with the wrong one.







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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking. But a wise man tells her she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.







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