'I've got a dig bick.' 
You probably read that wrong. The awkward when you read that wrong too and said 'Moment' when it wasn't there.







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I'm pretty sure you're not a car. Get an actual photo for your profile.







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Every time I put my phone on silent, it decides to play 'hide and seek'.







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That awesome moment when you take your bra off at the end of the day.







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You called me a bitch. A bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment!







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That awkward moment when your teacher is talking to you about Sex Ed and somebody yells out 'PENIS'!







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