That awkward moment when you're about to study and your laptop sits there with no bra and panties, seducing you.







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Shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick.







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Some come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.







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When you really want to slap someone, do it and say 'mosquito!'







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Women are like angels. 
When someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly, on a broomstick. 
We're flexible like that!







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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.







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