True friends don't leave you hanging when no one has 'liked' your status.

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Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere!

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Whenever somebody calls me ugly, I get super sad & hug them because I know how hard life is for the visually impaired.

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I'm making a few changes in my life. If you don't hear back from me, you are one of those changes.

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No you're not ugly. It's just that your face is few centuries out of fashion.

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I would like to say sorry to all the people that I haven't offended or pissed off today. Look at the bright side there's always tomorrow!

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