'Due tomorrow' means 'Do tomorrow'.







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Roses are red, violets are blue. I don't know how to rhyme.
PENIS.







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Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are on top of the tree and the easy ones are on the ground.







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Of course you're not fat! Come, grab two chairs and sit with us.







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Money can't buy me happiness, but I'd much rather cry in a mansion.







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My definition of a clean room: A clear path from my door, to my bed.







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