Some come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.







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When you really want to slap someone, do it and say 'mosquito!'







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Women are like angels. 
When someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly, on a broomstick. 
We're flexible like that!







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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.







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Google must be a woman because it knows EVERYTHING.







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The 'people you may know' section on Facebook should be changed to 'people I'm deliberately not friends with'.







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