You can't make someone love you. All you can do is 
stalk them & hope they panic & give in.

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When you're about to fart in a store, suddenly fifty billion people decided to go to that aisle.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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God created men first, cause you always makes a rough draft before a masterpiece.

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I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.

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True friends don't leave you hanging when no one has 'liked' your status.

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