Before sex: Help each other to get naked.
After Sex: Dress yourself only.
The Moral is: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.







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I did not slap you, I simply high fived your face.







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I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. Some people seem to prefer the latter.







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Monday is like a whore that keeps coming back for more.







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A good friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move a dead body.







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Dear extra fat in my body, make your way to my boobs or GTFO.







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