I love it when I buy a bag of air, and the company is nice enough to put chips in it.







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Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?







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When it says, 'Do not touch.'
What I read: 'Touch when nobody is looking.'







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The sad moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie.







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Annoying person: Aw you're cute when you're mad! Me: Keep it up and I'm about to get real adorable!







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Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.







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