You'd be amazed how often I'm wrong when people say 'guess what'.

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I love pizza because it has a built in handle that also happens to be edible.

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When my bra matches my underwear, I really feel like I have my life together.

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'The one that got away', aka the hot person you saw while you were with your parents.

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I'm too young to have this many embarrassing memories.

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Perfect has 7 letters and so does 'meeeeee'. Coincidence? I think not.

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