It's impossible to say, 'I wasn't talking to you' politely.

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The awkward moment when you die and your life flashes before you and all you see is the Internet.

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You haven't seen a woman overreact until you tell her she is overreacting.

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I always get motivated to eat healthy and workout but then someone mentions pizza or tacos and it's all over.

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Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or totally unaware of what year you're in.

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Everything in moderation. Except bacon, of course.

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