Ever had that feeling where you just want to jump right out of bed? Me neither.







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As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I am totally flexible.







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I wish I could erase my memory of certain movies so I could watch them again for the first time.







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Fastest way to mess up someones Knock Knock joke? 'It's open.'







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Being ugly on the inside should change how you look on the outside.







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Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither.







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