When you see a guy with extremely baggy pants and feel the intense urge to show him how to use the belt he's wearing.
Forgetting to read the 'shake well' instruction on a drink, then feeling like you missed out.
Life is like a box of chocolates.
It doesn't last long if you're morbidly obese.
The awkward moment when you use someone else's windshield as a mirror and you realize that the person in the car is looking at you.
That moment when you hear a noise while washing your hair in shower and accepting the fact that a serial killer is in your house.
I have never seen a tombstone that said, 'Died because I didn't forward a message to ten people'.
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