That annoying moment in a restaurant when you get excited to see your food coming, but the waiter drops it off at another table.
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
Getting sick and saying you're never going to eat junk food again, then you do it the next day.
If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my entire life in school.
Stress! The confusion created when the mind must override the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some idiot.
Adding 'ish' to the end of words when you're describing something that you're uncertain about.
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