lolsotrue: #749
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch everyone wonder how the hell you did that.
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lolsotrue: #748
She: 'I'm ugly'.
Me: I think you spelled 'I'm an attention-seeking whore fishing for compliments' wrong.
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lolsotrue: #747
The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don't have to mow it.
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lolsotrue: #746
To error is human, to love is divine, to piss me off is a mistake.
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lolsotrue: #745
Hunger Games Analogy:
Katniss the 'Girl On Fire',
Peeta the 'Boy with the bread'.
Damn they'll make awesome toast.
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lolsotrue: #744
Mom, my friends don't care if my room is messy, they just care if we have food.
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