lolsotrue: #811
I don't lie, I just give the truth an extreme makeover.
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lolsotrue: #810
I would just like to say that throughout all the years I've been a liar, not once have my pants caught on fire.
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lolsotrue: #809
Pretending to care about what the birthday card says, but you really just want the money.
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lolsotrue: #808
Once you hate someone, everything they do is annoying. 'Look at this bitch, eating those crackers like she owns the place.'
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lolsotrue: #807
These days because of
smart phones, I now spend twice as long in the bathroom. Crapping has never been so awesome.
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lolsotrue: #806
It is all about how you view things. The sinking of the Titanic was really a miracle for all those lobsters in the kitchen.
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