lolsotrue: #813
When an ex says, 'lets be friends', it is almost like a kidnapper saying, 'we'll stay in touch'.
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lolsotrue: #812
Pushing the elevator button over and over again, thinking that it will come faster.
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lolsotrue: #811
I don't lie, I just give the truth an extreme makeover.
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lolsotrue: #810
I would just like to say that throughout all the years I've been a liar, not once have my pants caught on fire.
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lolsotrue: #809
Pretending to care about what the birthday card says, but you really just want the money.
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lolsotrue: #808
Once you hate someone, everything they do is annoying. 'Look at this bitch, eating those crackers like she owns the place.'
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