Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
That boss moment when your teacher doesn't think you're paying attention so they called you and you answer the question right.
That annoying moment when you take your headphones out of your pocket and they're tangled into a trillion knots.
That awkward moment when your parents take your joke completely seriously and you ended up getting in trouble.
Keeping your ex as a friend on Facebook so you can secretly stalk them.
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