lolsotrue: #883
That 'magical' moment during your childhood when you fell asleep on the couch and woke up on your bed.
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lolsotrue: #882
Me: Dad, can I?
Dad: Go ask your mom.
Me: Mom?
Mom: Go ask your dad.
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lolsotrue: #881
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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lolsotrue: #880
I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
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lolsotrue: #879
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
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lolsotrue: #878
They say keep your friends close and your enemies closer. The problem today is, you can never tell them apart.
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