lolsotrue: #947

I'll admit I'm hot, but don't blame me for global warming.

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lolsotrue: #946

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to murder.

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lolsotrue: #945

Girls have an unfair advantage over men. If they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by playing dumb.

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lolsotrue: #944

Vegetarians, if you love animals so much, why do you keep eating all of their food?

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lolsotrue: #943

Dear Monday, I want to break up. I am seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday.
Sincerely, it's not me, it's you.

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lolsotrue: #942

Marriage is the alliance of two people. One of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

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