lolsotrue: #973
Stalking my crush is such a strong accusation. I prefer the term 'intense research on an individual'.
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lolsotrue: #972
When I die, I'm going to become a ghost and watch attractive people shower.
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lolsotrue: #971
My teacher has a heart of gold; or whatever metal they're using to make robot hearts these days.
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lolsotrue: #970
I don't hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I would drink it.
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lolsotrue: #969
I'm not afraid of death, I just don't wanna be there when it happens.
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lolsotrue: #968
Life is not like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today can burn your ass tomorrow.
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