Do you ever leave your phone for like an hour and expect to come back to 60 texts but you get none?

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Can I skip college and go to the part where I become a millionaire?

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RIP to all the money I've spent on food so far this year.

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It's embarrassing that 90% of my Google history are just words I wasn't sure how to spell.

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If eye rolling burned calories, I would never have to diet.

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I love being alive but my favorite thing to do is sleep.

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