Whoever thinks money doesn't buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

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Everyone's getting into relationships and you know what I'm getting? Some more food, brb.

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Never piss off someone who bleeds for 5 days, every month and doesn't die.

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Life is too short for fake butter, cheese or people.

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You should be required to read a book for every 10 selfies you take.

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Brains are awesome. I wish everybody had one.

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