I hate looking ugly the first time I meet someone, like wait I can do better than this I swear.







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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say 'hello'. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.







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I'm not judgmental. I just have excellent assessment skills.







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Have you ever listened to somebody speak and wonder who ties their shoelaces for them?







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I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.







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How nice would it be if the more you looked at hot people, the hotter you get.







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