Our kids biggest challenge will be to find a username that's not already taken.

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I'd like to hang out, but it gets in the way of just being at home and doing what I want.

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They say money can't buy you happiness, but being broke buys you nothing.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, you're probably really hot.

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Everything enjoyable makes you fat, an addict or broke.

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I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.

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