Our hair turning gray is like our body running out of ink.

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Nice try blocked number, but I don't even answer my phone when I know who is calling.

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Looking for a once in a lifetime experience? Go skydiving with no parachute.

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I'm 99% sure you don't like me. But I'm 100% sure I don't care.

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Happiness comes from within. That's why it feels good to fart.

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Creeping so hard on someone's instagram that you end up on their best friend's brother's cousin's sister's girlfriend's account level deep.

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