I wish I could erase my memory of certain movies so I could watch them again for the first time.

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Fastest way to mess up someones Knock Knock joke? 'It's open.'

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Being ugly on the inside should change how you look on the outside.

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Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither.

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Who cares if school doesn't teach us how to raise a family or get a job, at least I can find the area of a triangle.

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I always win arguments with people on the internet because I do this super cool thing where I stop typing and log off.

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